Everyone concentrates
on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal
immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in
Florida . .
Not me -- I
concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win
situation.
* Dig a moat the
length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of
the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican
border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Think about
this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS
Is it just me, or does
anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our
government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years
ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And,
they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11
million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we
should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking
about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...why don't we just give
them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason
that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery'
and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.
on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal
immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in
Florida . .
Not me -- I
concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win
situation.
* Dig a moat the
length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of
the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican
border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Think about
this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS
Is it just me, or does
anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our
government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years
ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And,
they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11
million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we
should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking
about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...why don't we just give
them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason
that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery'
and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.
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